Goddammit, New Jersey

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 09/22/2019 at 09:58 • Filed to: None

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I already k new you were a shitty state but putting a pun on your license plates takes it to a whole new level.

facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2019 at 10:11

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At least they still have the toxic sky background to let you know what you’re dealing with.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > facw 09/22/2019 at 10:12

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NJ: the land of factories and eggplant farms.

Rainbow > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2019 at 10:12

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At least they don't have Lynyrd Skynyrd lyrics like Alabama.

DipodomysDeserti > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2019 at 10:13

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Should have an oil drum or a body washed up on shore. Or a guy with a fake tan getting a handie.

If I was premier of New Jersey I’d do a series of plates honoring all of the states distinct regions.

DipodomysDeserti > Rainbow 09/22/2019 at 10:14

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That’s about the coolest thing Alabama could have done.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > DipodomysDeserti 09/22/2019 at 10:15

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Yeah, do one for all two of them: the factory region and the wannabe NYC region.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2019 at 10:18

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NH has the perfect plate imo:

BeaterGT > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2019 at 10:19

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Yea, NJ sucks! Keep perpetuating! 

Spanfeller is a twat > DipodomysDeserti 09/22/2019 at 10:21

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Why not a Jersey Shore conmemorative plate? 

ranwhenparked > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2019 at 10:29

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Cant tell if it's tackier than Pennsylvania's 1990s-era "isn't it cool we have a website? We should put the URL on everything!" look.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Spanfeller is a twat 09/22/2019 at 10:34

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Would not the above already be one?

ranwhenparked > facw 09/22/2019 at 10:36

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When I was a little kid, I used to think the sand color on NJ plates was rust staining.

Aremmes > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2019 at 10:37

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Better that than wrapping the car in angery black flag punisher moloun labe don’t tread on me kalashnikitty NRA decals.

Spanfeller is a twat > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 09/22/2019 at 10:50

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But with all the characters!

Boxer_4 > ranwhenparked 09/22/2019 at 11:12

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The best/worst part on the 1999-2003 plates was  the address itself.

They adjusted it on the 2004+ plates.

facw > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/22/2019 at 11:23

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Not a fan. Photo -style are just a bit too busy for the purpose IMO.

Your boy, BJR > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2019 at 11:51

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Yeah what a shithole

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > facw 09/22/2019 at 12:13

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I like em. Although, I like “Live free or die” more  

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Rainbow 09/22/2019 at 12:45

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Would you  rather the tax money be spent on rights to “Sweet Home Alabama”, or putting the baby Jesus in schools?

BigBlock440 > Your boy, BJR 09/22/2019 at 12:55

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Lots of things are photogenic if you take a picture from far enough away, there’s even a term for a basketcase that looks good in pictures, “20 footer”.  Hard to see the needles, cigarette butts, and other trash from that far away.

Powershiftmedia-ResidentDSMGuru > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/22/2019 at 14:01

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NJ doesn’t please anything except that it justifies my road rage. 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Your boy, BJR 09/22/2019 at 15:16

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If I zoom in, how many dead bodies are visible,

Urambo Tauro > Boxer_4 09/22/2019 at 18:04

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Hey Michigan has websites too! Don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe!

Rainbow > DipodomysDeserti 09/22/2019 at 18:35

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Oh, I agree. I miss the "Georgia on my mind" plates we used to have.

Boxer_4 > Urambo Tauro 09/22/2019 at 20:04

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True, but I believe we were first though...